Shootin the moose

The ultimate phrase that can be used to make any conversation sound dirtier than it really is.

Tom: So i went out to the club last night and got some tail
Linda: Yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.

Jim: So Bill, i saw you leave with Cindy last night.
Bill: Yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.

Haley: Lady Gaga is so grody!
Jason: No! Everytime I see her i shoot the moose!

by The Wizard of Faz August 6, 2009

shootin' match

Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.

Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"

Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."

Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"

by ab5sr March 20, 2014

Shootin' hoops

When masturbating (male), blowing one's load into one's navel.

Shootin' hoops becomes much more difficult with an outtie.

by sm3992 October 17, 2010

Shootin Some Meatballs

The 90s phrase for playing basketball (that I totally did not mishear).

Will Smith: And all shootin some meatballs outside of the school
Douche: He said, "b-ball", not meatballs...
Me, an intellectual: Tsk... How does it feel to ride the short bus?

by Lightskin Dreads April 23, 2019

shootin the other shit

Spewin everywhere like crazy. I'm talkin' spittin that jizz like Richard Simmons sucks dick, like nobodys mothafuckin business.

Harold: Wanna chill tonite Steve, just shoot the shit?

Steve: Naw, I'm busy...in 10 I'll be shootin the other shit all over Linda tonite.

Linda: Harold, son, could you take out the garbage?

by Swifty Cumberdale December 26, 2007

shootin around

for a guy to have sex with multiple girls throughout a short period of time.

Joel: Hey dude. You going to the party tonight?

Andy: Yeah, I plan on shootin around.

by Beckylie February 27, 2009

Shootin' pool with a rope

Attempting sexual intercourse with a impotent penis.

Green, Last night bro, I was so gone off X I was shootin' pool with a rope.. My girl was pissed!

by CGreen264 January 16, 2010