Definitions by ab5sr
Can't find my ass
A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.
Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.
Can't find my ass by ab5sr May 12, 2016
shootin' match
Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.
Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"
Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."
Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"
Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."
Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"
shootin' match by ab5sr April 27, 2014
GTG
Abbreviation for "Get together" - a random social event usually after work amongst cohorts or associates. Useful when texting or emailing.
TDBUD
TDBUD is an acronym for "Turned-Down by Urban Dictionary"
Pippi Longcrotching
Derived from the Swedish fictional children's character, an affliction that can occur in men at any when they have a difficult time wearing slacks off-the-shelf. While fitting these pant sizes, they find that a given waist size is too small, and subsequently move up to the next waist size, only to find that the length of the crotch approaches the mid-thigh length, or beyond. The trouser gives the appearance of an untailored look, and reveals an overly long front panel and extended crotch.
Lee: "Dude, new slacks"?
Tom: "Yeah"
Lee: "Wow man, did you get those off the shelf? They don't fit! You're sporting the Pippi Longcrotching look."
Tom: "I know.... What you looking at anyway?"
Lee: "Hard not to notice, bro, sorry."
Tom: "Yeah"
Lee: "Wow man, did you get those off the shelf? They don't fit! You're sporting the Pippi Longcrotching look."
Tom: "I know.... What you looking at anyway?"
Lee: "Hard not to notice, bro, sorry."
Pippi Longcrotching by ab5sr March 2, 2010