whale

a fat bitch, often unnattractive in the face too. the redeeming factor is that the pussy is EASY which is why you can find plenty of them on free relationship websites like Plenty of Fish (POF)and Tagged.

"This whale hit me up on POF messaging me with 'hey daddy, what you workin with?', I fell to the floor laughing but soon realized this was probably the only chance at pussy i'd ever get, I tried to stop being nauseous at the threat of stank pussy and grinned asking for her digits".

by freedom_fiasco December 19, 2010

whaling

Whereas sharking involves picking on one group of people to try and get with, whaling just involves opening ones mouth and letting anyone (or anything) go in.

#1: Mate, he gave up sharking ages ago he just opened his mouth and let that fat chick come on in.
#2: That's what whaling is for!

by the.personator June 10, 2010

Whale

A fat ass dolphin

Look at that whale

by Mathiasisdildoscular June 21, 2019

Whale

One who is mad or Extreemly Angry at someone or something

Kaleea: Dude wuts up
Sara: Dude im so Whale right now you dont even know!
kaleea: ...ok

by XxPotatoxX May 26, 2008

whale

A very obese or fat woman who is at the beach showing too much skin

Josh: Hey Ryan, you see that whale over there?
Ryan: Yeah man. I

by kaspie June 2, 2015

whaleness

The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.

The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.

by glorialindquist February 15, 2020

whaling

To brag or gloat about ones self.

Mike: I've gotten 100% on every test I've ever taken.
Jeff: Oh, get over yourself and stop whaling it!

by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008