La Monte is a nice little town that's very diverse. It 's full of smart people that love to play ball. We may lose some games but we will put up a hell of a fight. Don't go in thinking you'll win because we might suprise you. We are one of the nicest schools in the Kaysinger Conference.
Sacred Heart, Cole Camp, Greenridge, and Lincoln are terrible schools with bad sportmanship and need to worry about themselves and not La Monte. Get over it your just jealous!
by LA, THROW IT UP!!!! October 15, 2012
by CommanderCutie May 6, 2009
The nicest car ever made. Great body style, lots of power and can take lots of punishment. The best years 70-77.
by HalloweenTime August 24, 2007
Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.
by Smokey September 12, 2003
When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.
Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.
by T-Jayzel April 15, 2005
Fernando was hungry, horny, and constipated, but short on time, so he asked his girlfriend for a Sucio-Montes to kill three birds with one stone.
by Alexander Pelo February 29, 2012
The Mont Order (also "Mont" or "The Order") is the oldest organization in the world. Founded at least 4000 years ago by an unknown group of scribes, the Mont Order was one of many nameless ancient cults. Believing in "refinement by conflict", the Order claimed responsibility for causing seemingly natural disasters, natural deaths, and plagues while believing it is doing God's will. Stories about the Order are similar to the Illuminati but it is even older and more powerful. Most evidence of the Mont Order comes from a badly translated journal called the "Work of Mont". This book and most reports about the Mont Order show its followers being present during violent historical and even mythical events. One account instead shows the Mont Order as an order of medieval knights in France, who became heretics and were disbanded in modern times.
"The Mont Order sees itself as responsible for the course of history." (Jamie Goodwin, Conscious Life News)
"the symbolism of Mont is parallel to the symbolism of religious pluralism, in which all religious traditions are understood as a starburst of paths to the same divine truth" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"I encourage others not to fear the Order or describe it as a mystery" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"Since its earliest exposure to the public in modern media in 2013, the Mont Order has taken an increasingly more visible form" (Arnold Isen, Unexplained Mysteries)
"the symbolism of Mont is parallel to the symbolism of religious pluralism, in which all religious traditions are understood as a starburst of paths to the same divine truth" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"I encourage others not to fear the Order or describe it as a mystery" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"Since its earliest exposure to the public in modern media in 2013, the Mont Order has taken an increasingly more visible form" (Arnold Isen, Unexplained Mysteries)
by LionHeartLeo April 6, 2016