A title given to the one who is more fruity than anyone else. Used for a guy to demolish his reputation and to be picked on thereafter. They are elected once a year at the Fruit Election on May 26th which is dubbed Fruit Day. They will then hold the title for that year and pass it on when the next election rolls around.
Student: Hey is that the legend himself ?
Student 2: Yeah I think it is! It's The Fruit!
Everyone: Ahahaahah!
The Fruit: (sigh)
Student 2: Yeah I think it is! It's The Fruit!
Everyone: Ahahaahah!
The Fruit: (sigh)
by Zeph The God November 23, 2020
anyone or thing that proposes an immidiate pre"dick"ament or is unneccisarily happy and/or homosexual. like when your homie says 'hey i wonder what would happen if i stuck this lunchroom spoon up that dudes ass'
by not a fruit January 20, 2004
by olivepip January 9, 2009
Fruit is best defined with an excerpt from a board game:
This is if you are a gay man....
Or a strawberry.
This is if you are a gay man....
Or a strawberry.
A. I can't find a single gay guy to hook up with.
B. Why don't you hook up with Cody? He's a fruit.
A. Everybody loves fruit! It has teh vitamin C.
B. Why don't you hook up with Cody? He's a fruit.
A. Everybody loves fruit! It has teh vitamin C.
by Yelizaveta January 15, 2009
by isla September 2, 2004
A food source that is not eaten or consumed, but is 'taken'. An excellent source of vitamins & nutrition.
The meal is finished. Your host asks 'Do you take fruits?' If you answer in the negative, you will be asked 'You don't take fruits?'
by The Good English Speaking Society October 25, 2004