The hidden jiujistsu technique in which one grabs their opponent upside-down by the ankles, forehead smashes their taint, cause them to shit themselves, then the attacker sticks their foot into the opponents mouth, followed by dropping said opponent on their head.
Black Belt: Come here, Ziu Kang! Watch closely while I deliver a crushing Bulgarian Handshake to your weak dad bod!!
by Cholochugs June 19, 2016
Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut
Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill
Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise
Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise
by Brappington April 30, 2020
You convince a female (preferably one you're not too fond of) to lick your ass, and then while she's doing that, you drop a huge load on her face. You then turn and laugh. All of this is done while secretly filming or streaming the deed.
You know that slut, Jessica? Well, I finally told her she could come over and we could hook up and then I pulled an Angry Bulgarian on her. It was hilarious. You should watch the video - it's on the internet.
by Angry Bulgarian November 5, 2009
When a man decides that he has spent too much time and money on a female and needs an excuse to get rid of her. He fucks her in the ass, makes her give him a blow job and then immediately feels that she is disgusting and wont talk to her anymore....just like a gypsy.
I spent too much money traveling to Chicago to see that skank and I really shouldnt be spending money on that dirty hoe. After I gave her the old Bulgarian ATM it was easy to let that nasty bitch go.
by The Bulgarian Bandit August 17, 2012
by Whale Penis the inevitable July 16, 2010
When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.
by The Bathroom Munchkin June 7, 2011
A kiss that involves one's fist and another person's lips. To perform a Bulgarian kiss, simply punch the other person in the lips. This is not to be confused with a Bulgarian French Kiss, which is quite different.
Guy 1: You want a piece of me?
Guy 2: No, but I'll give you a Bulgarian kiss...
Guy1: What the..... you fag!
Guy 2: *Bulgarian Kiss*
Guy 1: Owww!!!
Guy 2: No, but I'll give you a Bulgarian kiss...
Guy1: What the..... you fag!
Guy 2: *Bulgarian Kiss*
Guy 1: Owww!!!
by Mattack16 April 8, 2011