Oh sweet aqua vitae!
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
by Freols May 18, 2009
The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.
Fuck roast beef lol
Fuck roast beef lol
by #virgin October 15, 2019
by d-d-d-d-deported March 11, 2017
The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.
Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
by Dave Beaste April 10, 2006
by follow my insta ellis_ldzzz December 13, 2019
A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"
by GingerWineMan October 8, 2011