A Tab is a tentacled girlgamer who survives off of lolcats, Neil Gaiman books, Epica, anime, and pianos. She pretends to be bad-ass by playing FPS games until 4 in the morning but in covert fashion, only accompanied by her beast of a laptop, she fawns over figure skating then gawks about the beauty and sensuality she just witnessed on her blog; thus resulting in a fail. Tabs are also known to fail by making irrational attempts to get into Epica concerts despite being under the age of majority. Most importantly, this creature, hailing from a tiny subarctic village, generally gets pwned by sea prawns at all walks of life.
by Sea-Prawn March 19, 2010
tab tab- noun, verb, tabbed, tab-bing
1. text - a - bitch. The act of sending a text message to a girl with the intention of pursuing a sexual relationship.
1. text - a - bitch. The act of sending a text message to a girl with the intention of pursuing a sexual relationship.
" I was supposed to see Jane tonight, but I tabbed her to let her know I couldn't make it. "
"I just got a raging tab."
"I just got a raging tab."
by Ike Zinnerman April 19, 2008
A woman who has nothing to offer.
A tab is short for tired ass bitch.
This tab called me again to borrow money when she hasn't even paid back the money she owed me from before.
A tab is short for tired ass bitch.
This tab called me again to borrow money when she hasn't even paid back the money she owed me from before.
by Ms.Riff4U July 10, 2015
by Danthemanwiththebighandspan October 3, 2005