A school that's in the middle of no where were everybody is related and the best thing to do at lunch is to drive around and bang your girlfriend. Spruce view is 30 seconds away from the school where there is the classic J-Bar to get drunk.
person 1: Don't blink you will miss spruce view school and spruce view.
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?
by Engman 56 May 3, 2011
A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.
by space captain November 24, 2018
when your havin anal sex and you pull your penis out and their is some shit on it then u put ur dick in the girls mouth. ths is a spruce ducer.
this term was made by C.G
this term was made by C.G
ya bro when i banged my gurlfriend i spruce duced her lol it was funny, i love the Spruce Ducer. this one is 4 you ty. haha SMITH OF THE SHERALD
by Smith of the Sherald October 14, 2010
When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall
by Gosuckasprucetree May 27, 2022
A place where the smartest and brightest go. Hundreds flock to the creek in order to go to the IB program. The reason the "creek geeks" aren't seen outside of Port Orange for social events is because they are to busy "studying", but in reality its because they are fucking mothers of Seabreeze students. Any comments made by a Seabreeze student regarding the students of Spruce Creek are on every drug possible and don't even know where they are.
Seabreeze student: Mom, where are you going?
Mother: I'm going to Spruce Creek High School
Seabreeze student: Why?
Mother: To bang a creek student, why the fuck else would I go?
Mother: I'm going to Spruce Creek High School
Seabreeze student: Why?
Mother: To bang a creek student, why the fuck else would I go?
by fucking me > fucking you March 18, 2010
Also known as the spruce "geeks", not only are these losers located on the outskirts of town (Port Orange) , but on the outside of the social ladder as well. These hawks are famous for their IB program where they endure having no life for four years straight just so they can get into the same schools as everybody else. They're schedules consist of srictly studying and attending sporting events. No one has ever spotted one lurking anywhere beyond those places so consider yourself lucky if you catch the rare species actually doing something fun.
Cool Kid: "Hey, are you going to that party tonight?"
Spruce Creek High School Student: " No. I have study."
Cool Kid: "Dude, we graduated...yesterday."
Spruce Creek High School Student: " No. I have study."
Cool Kid: "Dude, we graduated...yesterday."
by racecarbackwards February 5, 2010
a certain type of weed that is blue and runny when strained(or filtered). found in canada deep in the canadian forests very rare in value.
by pocahontis busstop June 29, 2011