Skip to main content

Slaying the Dragon 

A term used for calming down one's significant other if they are acting irrational, casting allegations or generally nagging to no end about anything
Sorry that I'm late fellas. I was home slaying the dragon as my girl saw Samantha's Facebook post on my wall earlier today!
Slaying the Dragon by Thechriseco November 30, 2011

slaying the dragon 

A euphemism role-playing game enthusiasts and nerds use in place of masturbation.
Loser 1: Why weren't you playing World of Warcraft yesterday?

Loser 2: Sorry dude, I was slaying the dragon.
slaying the dragon by jab4343 March 1, 2010

slaying the dragon 

I wank that is so great and fierce that it leaves you exhausted, also ejactulation is usual more than a metre in lenght
"Jesus mate I was slaying the dragon last nite, cudnt move for like 10 minutes, was completely out of it"

"Yeah, James said he wasnt up for fooling around cause he was slaying the dragon couple of minutes before i showed up"

slaying the poon 

Wow I heard Quinn was slaying the poon last night!

slaying the dragon 

to jack off, to jerk thyself.
"Dude I was at the pool and there were so many hotties, I just couldn't contain it I had to step in the locker room and slay the dragon."
"Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."

Slaying Babies 

Hitting a corner so hard on your mountain bike that you rip the axle out of the wheel and/or cause damage to said wheel. Slaying babies is often talked about but rarely seen in practice.
Hey did you see Stevie Peat at worlds??? He was freakin' Slaying Babies!
Slaying Babies by The Benchmark December 8, 2010