When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
by Pussy Gobbler June 15, 2013
1. A Premature Ejaculator
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.
-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday
-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
1. He is spreading this rumor, he must be a Reeta Skeeter.
2. She is not Reeta, she's a Reeta Skeeter!!
2. She is not Reeta, she's a Reeta Skeeter!!
by s4nju1 September 15, 2011
The kind of joint somebody rolls when they are too cheap and stingy to roll a "fatty". So thin, the rolling paper makes up the bulk of said joint and resembles a mosquitos (skeeter) leg when finished.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.
b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.
b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.
by tsb March 6, 2005
A hype-redneck way of acknowledging your best friend
by Yeeter skeeter January 31, 2018