Named after 1991's Operation Desert Storm, the invasion of Iraq during the First Gulf War. Refers to a job seeker's decision, especially during a recession year, to print off and mail out dozens or hundreds of resumes in hopes that some employer will offer him an interview. Usually unsuccessful.
Graduation's only a few months away and if I don't get a job I'll have to move back home. It's about time to mount Operation Resume Storm!
by Schmuck2012 December 11, 2009
A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.
by 5.15 is only the beginning February 10, 2010
John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!
by sweetjdubs August 6, 2010
Damn! I'm so horny. I think I am gonna work on my resume.
I worked my resume last night with this guy I met at the bar.
I worked my resume last night with this guy I met at the bar.
by hungphd8 January 16, 2010
No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.
Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.
by QuacksO November 15, 2021
noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it
"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"
by aussieaussie October 16, 2018
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.
by LA Star November 19, 2020