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Logistical Regression 

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.
Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.
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regressitate 

To regret not hesitating before accepting an invitation
I said I would go out with him. I really regressitate having said yes.
regressitate by Karen M September 23, 2006

Rexcessiveless 

A mixture of "reckless" and "excessive."
"My friend is very rexcessiveless"

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality 

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...
"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

Regression 

Roleplay in some way pertaining to age. Sometimes this is "infantilism", which is adults acting as babies. There are all ages.. this can also include schoolgirl or schoolboy with headmaster or headmistress, and every conceivable age in between.
John: Is my little girl ready to play with the big-boys?
Mary: I'm not into regression, get the hell away you perv.
Regression by Gargoyle September 27, 2005

Testicularly Recessive  

When it's so cold outside your balls suck up into your body.

"Ball freezingly cold"
Testicularly Recessive by Gary O. December 27, 2007

Regressage 

A text or online message that after which, the instant and overwhelming sensation of regret takes over the sender's being.
"Dude, I just sent a dick pic to my mum."

"Ouch bro, instant regressage right there."
Regressage by Drilly McStuffmuffin October 28, 2013