Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'
by ManMemes January 17, 2019
When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.
His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019
The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.
You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.
Common with sick people and 5 year olds.
You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.
Common with sick people and 5 year olds.
"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."
by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 31, 2010
A type of disability usually accompanied by the symptoms of your weenis disattaching from your body and accelerating until it reaches the stratosphere at any random moment in time.
by Dr. WahtTehMcFuhk November 8, 2022
by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019
by clint roberts October 26, 2007
What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.
For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
by UrbanScribe7 January 15, 2018