when you blow a load in a chicks eye, then kick her in the shin. she then hops around on one leg with one eye open yelling aaarrrrrrgh!
that bitch is the pirate
by wopski March 19, 2008
An individual who has been trained and raised on ships, knowing their ins and outs, this person must meet the following requirements, At least one facial scar, a hatred of ninjas, a lust for blood and danger, must be skilled in combat using Pistols, Muskets, Knives, Daggers, Swords of all kinds, Cannons, Traps, And Rope.. Lots and lots of rope.. (Can never have enough rope ((Thank you Connor MacManus)) Must believe in one form of a god or another (Perhaps an almighty being/creator), Must love Rum, and last but not least he must have, contrary to popular belief.. An inner voice.
Pirate Facts:
Pirates were and are the original hackers.
Pirates have a blood feud against Ninjas.
Pirates and Ninjas are equally strong in their respective areas of expert-tees.
There are pirates of every nationality.
Pirates are more laid back.
Pirates get laid WAY more often then Ninjas.
Pirates are still mobile and combat effective with the loss of limb or eye.
With out pirates, we wouldn't have summer block busters.
Lawyers wish they were pirates (Stealing your money and all).
Modern Pirates typically listen to metal or some form of rock music.
Pirates have all the best women.
Pirates are social.
Pirate clothes are awesome.
Life with out pirates would suck.
Pirates will break into your house, have your wife, have your daughter, steal your money, your paintings, your honor, scare your neighbors, key your car, blow up your house, kick your dog, and be drunk and laughing the whole time.
Pirates have not been accurately portrayed in an Anime or Cartoon due to that they are run by the ninjas.
Pirates can only be killed by the Navy or other Pirates while at sea.
Pirates can only be killed by ninjas while on dry land, far, far away from water.
Over all.. Pirates F*&KING OWN!!!!
Pirate Facts:
Pirates were and are the original hackers.
Pirates have a blood feud against Ninjas.
Pirates and Ninjas are equally strong in their respective areas of expert-tees.
There are pirates of every nationality.
Pirates are more laid back.
Pirates get laid WAY more often then Ninjas.
Pirates are still mobile and combat effective with the loss of limb or eye.
With out pirates, we wouldn't have summer block busters.
Lawyers wish they were pirates (Stealing your money and all).
Modern Pirates typically listen to metal or some form of rock music.
Pirates have all the best women.
Pirates are social.
Pirate clothes are awesome.
Life with out pirates would suck.
Pirates will break into your house, have your wife, have your daughter, steal your money, your paintings, your honor, scare your neighbors, key your car, blow up your house, kick your dog, and be drunk and laughing the whole time.
Pirates have not been accurately portrayed in an Anime or Cartoon due to that they are run by the ninjas.
Pirates can only be killed by the Navy or other Pirates while at sea.
Pirates can only be killed by ninjas while on dry land, far, far away from water.
Over all.. Pirates F*&KING OWN!!!!
Ninja: -"Poof" out of no where behind the pirate walking on his deck-
Pirate: -Twitches his good eye, smelling the scent.. The scent of ninja..-
Pirate: Arr.. Avast ye land lubbers!
Ninja: -Unsheathes his Katana, raising it above his head, ready to strike at his mortal enemy-
Pirate: -Unsheathes his Cutlass, grinning as he moves it to parry the Ninja's foreign blade-
-Their blades meet-
-The wind changes with the waves causing the Ninja to fall over due to lack of sea-legs, leaving the pirate standing tall-
Ninja: -Prepares a smoke bomb-
Pirate: -Just shoots the fucker in the head, and kills him-
Pirate: -Goes back to singing about treasure as he drinks his rum-
Pirate: -Twitches his good eye, smelling the scent.. The scent of ninja..-
Pirate: Arr.. Avast ye land lubbers!
Ninja: -Unsheathes his Katana, raising it above his head, ready to strike at his mortal enemy-
Pirate: -Unsheathes his Cutlass, grinning as he moves it to parry the Ninja's foreign blade-
-Their blades meet-
-The wind changes with the waves causing the Ninja to fall over due to lack of sea-legs, leaving the pirate standing tall-
Ninja: -Prepares a smoke bomb-
Pirate: -Just shoots the fucker in the head, and kills him-
Pirate: -Goes back to singing about treasure as he drinks his rum-
by Atrum Kyouko June 19, 2007
1. In olden times, circa 1700's, pirates plunder the seas in search of treasure, fame, and fortune.
2. In today's society a "pirate" is now known as someone who "pirates" or steals music and downloads illegally from programs such as BitTorrent or Limewire.
2. In today's society a "pirate" is now known as someone who "pirates" or steals music and downloads illegally from programs such as BitTorrent or Limewire.
1. "Pirates were often known for their knowing of great sword handling."
2. "Jeff is a pirate, he downloaded the new Aersosmith C.D. off of Limewire!"
2. "Jeff is a pirate, he downloaded the new Aersosmith C.D. off of Limewire!"
by V3nom May 26, 2007
A hot girl/woman that is refered to have lots of booty and a treasure chest. (has a nice ass and boobs).
by BUFFALO MOON October 27, 2007
A codeword for a good looking person. Good for when you're with you're girlfriends/gay friends and talk about the lucky fellow without their knowledge.
by frankie [monster.] November 5, 2006
Doing a girl doggie style. pull out. spit on her back so she thinks that you blew your load. she turns around. you spud in her eye then kick her in the shin
by john doe jr the 69 March 1, 2009
A person who loves to go in search of bums he can steal of another gay man.
Also used to describe someone who has offended or annoyed you.
The term was invented by a bus load of 14, 15 and 16 year olds on a ski trip to france.
Also used to describe someone who has offended or annoyed you.
The term was invented by a bus load of 14, 15 and 16 year olds on a ski trip to france.
by Martin Perkins February 8, 2005