Philip

A good Christian boy who never misses a day of church. He must be in his bed at 9pm every day or the lord Jesus Christ will float down from the heavens and disintegrate him before pissing on his ashes.

Additionally, everything is his fault.

Guy: "I need to go, it's almost 8pm."
Me: "Bruh why you gotta be such a Philip!"
Other Guy: "Philip, it's all your fault."

by NightSaberX October 10, 2021

Philip

is hot tall and talented awesome hair very unique loves SpongeBob, baby shark and dogs he loves attention and he's just perfect.

Philip is so cool wish I could kiss him again like the 1st time

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 19, 2019

Philip

there are two different types of philips
1) the adorable ones
-takes care of you
-respects you
-loves you
2) the players
-pretends to care
-talks trash about you to his friends
-fakes feelings
-hates you

the most scary ones are when they’re both. that shit be scary.

her: get over philip he’s such a dick..
me: but he’s so adorable when he wants to be
her: ya. when HE wants to be.

me: he’s a dick. but i couldn’t care less
her: you’re such a relatable dumb bitch.

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 20, 2019

Philip

Philip is the name of a idiot who think he is depressed but actually just want attention.

"who is that?"
"it is the idiot philip"

by RandomDucki November 11, 2020

Philip

Has an extremely small penis

“Oh yeah you know he’s called Philip, wouldn’t wanna tap that”

by TonkMaster69 May 14, 2020

Philip

Noun. (Fil-uhp) ~ A Philip is a guy who cares; a guy who actually means it when he says I love you; a guy who always opens doors for you just because he is really THAT kind hearted and sweet; he is your best friend, and your boyfriend at the same time. You would be lucky if you got to meet a Philip even ONCE in your life time, and if you ever did, you would know it from the moment you first glanced at him in seventh grade science class. He has the absolute best personality a person could ever possibly posses, and once, and if, you meet him you WILL fall in love. He is the most gorgeous person that has ever existed, and know words in this universe could ever truly begin to describe him. His beautiful blue eyes remind you of the ocean, and his long red curly hair is amazing. I love you Philip<3

Kelli: "Oh wow, just look at him, I can't believe he's mine..." (Thinks to herself as she walks over to her boyfriend, Philip.)

Philip: *standing there with a smile on his face*

by GuessWhat-I'mAnonymous;) January 6, 2014

Philip

a tall bitch who sucks off people for confidence.
he is also very racist towards arabic people.

philip: "wow this dick taste really good, can't wait to taste the rest of the rugby team. If they don't let me, i'm going to shoot up the school!!!!"

by Sammy Pig Lover April 25, 2019