An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.
by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021
An Argentinean penalty merchant fraud known to be carried by the FIFA President during World Cup 2022, he got 6 penalties in the World Cup and still managed to fail one
Pionel Pessi an Argentinean fraud
by kentryag December 19, 2022
The sentence Pessi is finished is usually used by trolls on FT. When @Goal post a highlight or a goal of a player that is NOT Lionel Messi, these people are always there to comment something about Pessi being finished.
by Honest FT Fan February 10, 2021
A midget who plays in the Fraudetinian National Team and statpads against Estonia and Bolovia. In addition he also plays for Fraud-Saint-Germain or PENFSG. He is short and used his money to bribe the referees in the Fraud Cup. He has won 7 ballondors and 2 frauddors.
Friend 1: My idol is penalty man pionel pessi
Friend 2: So you love to ghost and statpad?
Friend 1: Of course!
Friend 2: So you love to ghost and statpad?
Friend 1: Of course!
by Penalty Fraudionel Pessi Ghost February 23, 2023
Pionel Pessi is a highly overrated football player know for disappearing in big matches, he has been carried by Iniesta and Xavi in his 4 UCL victory, now that they left he can't win anything
by I know football March 5, 2021
An international fraud , Argentinan Footballer Messi is known as Tapinel pessi because he always scores tapins or else he can't score and still celebrates shameless like he scored a good goal
by Viswas November 23, 2021
One who is the combination of a pessimist and a douchebag. Usually has a constant annoying, negative outlook on life and anyones ideas except theirs. If told they are a pessimist, they will usually try to play it off by being even more of a pessi-docuhe.
Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun
Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun
George "Hey lets go to that party tonight, theres gonna be a bunch of hot girls there, sounds awesome."
Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."
George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."
Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."
Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."
George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."
Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."
by jajauaua October 6, 2009