A term used in the seduction community. Approach invitation is best defined as a sign that a woman is interested in a man, and she wants him to approach her. Approach invitations come in many ways. They include prolonged eye contact, being unnecessary close to the man in particular, unnecessary hair touching/tossing, loud talking/laughing when near. In other words, the woman is trying to get his attention in a subtle, or not so subtle way. Approach invitations don't last forever though, the woman might get frustrated when her invitation is ignored after a short amount of time, and she will give up. The man needs to recognize these signs and approach her fast.
"James, stop standing against the bar like a police officer! Can't you see that HB over there that keeps glancing over to you and tossing her hair like crazy. She's giving you a massive approach invitation. Go talk to her and make her happy while you still can, you blind idiot."
by pua supreme August 21, 2009
A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.
My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.
by carydog February 19, 2009
by OJneg May 31, 2010
To NOT make a polite, formal, or friendly request to (someone) to go somewhere or to do something.
( antonymous to "invite" )
( antonymous to "invite" )
I got the toronto invite to that party, I can only imagine it was a bunch of Torontonians talking over each other, so probably didn't miss much.
by pzeudonympho April 24, 2018
Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"
Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!
Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!
Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!
by sprinkleoffairydust November 19, 2015
Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
by DanielHut March 30, 2008
I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.
by tinmandespot March 24, 2015