melon

A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky

Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.

by Verber March 21, 2018

melons

The worst possible hand in poker.

The nuts is the best possible hand.

For example there is Ace King 2 3 4 on board, the melons would be 5 6.

by hitch July 18, 2005

Being a retard

by Beaztly July 9, 2020

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

oral sex; skull,lid,head,dome,wop

Rob gave janet melon in the back of the bently 4-door

by Skullcatcher November 5, 2005

shortened form of "meddling" or "meddling with"

don't be melon me
or i'm finna melon that cat over therre"

by dirty rob February 24, 2003

A substitute for the insult "Bitch" when there are youngins around.

Luis: Hector guess what?
Hector: what?
Luis: Haruhi season 3 was confirmed!
Hector: no way?!
Luis: jk
Hector: you...*young folk walk in* MELON!

by Undercoverluis March 23, 2017