2 definitions by Beaztly

Melon

Being a retard

Luke you melon

by Beaztly July 9, 2020

Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

by Beaztly July 5, 2021