When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.
by G the Giraffe December 22, 2017
A crazy girl that appears to be drunk about 99% of the time. As she's sleeping in the middle of the night, she sits up like shes under demon possession and screams loudly for hours! She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet! You will instintly fall in love with her charm. She's a loyal friend, a bit of a flirt... and has an infectious laugh, you can't help but laugh with her! She's amazing... if you ever meet a Mallory... your life has been made!
by YourDadHitOnMeTheDayWeBrokeUp February 2, 2010
Someone so incredible that you can't even handle it. She's probably and absolute idiot, but people love her. She's super funny. She absolutely loves Taylor Swift. If you dated her before, why tf did you let her go? Go back to her and BEG cause you're not gonna find anyone that is more caring. She's also gorgeous and has an awesome faith in the Lord. Def keep her around forever.
by Ur mom's bestie😍 October 2, 2023
by will mallory April 20, 2017
That Mallory is mean
by That guy down the hall September 13, 2018
by tape_of_doom August 12, 2005
Usually has straight, blonde hair. She's a soccer star, and always has guys wanting her. She usually doesn't have great skin, mostly irratated. She is funny, cute, and usually has about 6 best friends. She likes mexican boys, but also the occasional white boy.
by muchachachacha November 15, 2010