This is the friend zone of the ladder theory. A typical guy on your friend ladder possesses any/all of the following characteristics: virgin, girldump, geek, wuss, and is used by women for emotional support while not getting any pussy in return. The girl's excuse: "Aw he's too nice, I could never fuck him".
"He spent all month trying to talk her up to a date, not realising he was on her friend ladder long before".
by Saf1 January 25, 2009
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i piercing that goes up the to head of the penis making it look like a ladder
damn did you see that dude!!! at the fetish club he had a jacobs ladder

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!! that must of hurt
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The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept.
I thought she was going slow, but then Kelsey hook and laddered me and now I'm crazy sore.
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When you date a semi-beautiful person, which causes a slightly more semi-beautiful person to take interest in wanting to date you, until you are a sweet 6 with a perfect 10, and make people ask how you landed him/her.
She could be a good date ladder for you and get that other girl to ask herself what is she missing by not dating you.
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When one person gets upon the shoulders of another while completely naked and then proceeds to take a shit down the others back.
JJ gave me my first tater ladder last night....best night ever!
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Word commonly used by Crackbone, mainly a ladder that can be used to reach a roof where you will be stuck on
Im on your roof, i climbed up them Ladder Faggots
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Theory of adult male/female interaction, detailed at intellectualwhores.com. States that men and women can never be friends unless the man is gay, is sober and finds the woman repulsive, or has another woman much higher on his ladder.
Trying to ladder-jump is extremely risky and should not be attempted by the faint of heart.

Ladder Theory defines the Kiss of Death: "I just want to be friends."
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