by Guookvyilohvduloihvf October 29, 2019
Kurt is a very trustworthy cook. He loves to make noodle soup, while tasting its perfection. Kurt loves Big Busty Babes and is a constant viewer of BigBustyBabes69. He enjoys it very much. His favourite colour is his own mum, who knows why? Overall Kurt is a good cook and you should taste his noodle soup.
Kurt the cook
by TheCobraMan September 10, 2017
Extremely stupid- generally used for people who are utter failures in life, will not go to college, and probably not even graduate from high school.
by lkzkljgdfoagea October 8, 2008
by squilliam November 19, 2006
A very strange individual, normally a homo , who enjoys cutting himself...
Normally has a lame hairstyle, and only one tone of voice. He enjoys insulting other people, and trying to direct their lives, when, really, he has no life himself.
Normally has a lame hairstyle, and only one tone of voice. He enjoys insulting other people, and trying to direct their lives, when, really, he has no life himself.
by Maureen&&Edgar May 28, 2009
A small dick little bitch who needs to compensate for his small penis by having a fake work truck and a big boat. His tiny micro boy penis gets smaller every time he pulls the trigger of a speargun. His boyfriends all enjoy his thick eyebrows and his height is just right for sucking cock. His hair is also very thick and slicked back by a nice fist full of jizz. Lieutenant tight ass is the name, "it gets looser every night" so Kurt says. He's like the little house dog everyone thought would get bigger but he was just bred to be small. He will never grow to be a big dog. He's the catcher in every homosexual intimacy in which he involves himself. "I am a giant flaming pussy"- Kurt
by Do it for saint September 15, 2017
by James Harrington February 18, 2008