Keenan and Kel

Before his crucifixion, Jesus Christ took the greatest dump of his life. This pile of divine matter would, 2000 years later, become known as the Keenan and Kel show. It follows the actions of two young Grocery clerks as they get into hilarious hijinx and teach youth insightful life lessons. In addition, some scholars have speculated that the "Holy Grail" spoken of in mythology may have actually taken the form of Goodburger--starring Keenan and Kel--being distributed commercially to all 12 people who viewed the movie and liked it enough to purchase it.

The classic lines from the Keenan and Kel TV show and feature film:

Awww...Here-goes!

Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--

Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?

by Mr_Mike527 January 24, 2009

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Momma Kel

She's the coolest mom around.She knows what's up and she still loves you.

You know Momma Kel going cray cray when she puts on Brass Monkey 🐒!

by Kapel April 9, 2017

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luh kel

The goat the god the legend aka the boyfriend of famous ocean and the only rapper that is not scary

Friend:who is luh kel me:you did me wrong

by Dababy sitter November 29, 2020

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To do a Kel

When one attempts to trump to hard and thus inadvertently sprays bottom chocolate all over their dressing gown and down their legs.

Pwarh... Did you just skid? Did you just do a Kel?

'To do a Kel'

by evil salty March 10, 2013

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What the kel?

“What the kel” is used for when you need a replacement for “what the hell” cuz why the fuck not
Though nobody is gonna use it, Kel himself came up with it. It’s dumb. - Aubrey

“What the kel? I forgot my wallet”

by Aubrergine <333 October 5, 2022

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