When you're fucking a guy and you're about to nut he shits on ur dick and after you pull out he begins suckin on ur dick to clean it up and after he's done you grab your skateboard and do a trick.
How did you get so good at skateboard tricks???
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.
by Shensu October 13, 2021
Gey ship name for Samantha and tori. Make sure to NOT stan supercock because if you do you’re retarded. #facts anyway, follow me on instagram @snowsedits but Samantha is pregnant now and I’m pretty sure ian is the father
by Buddy is my dog March 3, 2019
by spurscoys March 28, 2020
When you open the fridge and get a feeling you want something to be shoved up your asshole and see a cucumber. You shove the cucumber inside you intill all you can see is the tip. Then you pull it out and eat it.
by Soapysoph November 8, 2021
by Urban Bictionary September 13, 2021
1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
by Nerder The King April 17, 2018
I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
by Squish22 May 5, 2022