by Colin G. September 19, 2007
by calvizzal October 5, 2006
A word meaning "journey" which was manipulated to mean "holy war" in the times just before the crusades when several muslim sects banned together to attempt to force christians out in order to expand their own territory, thus resulting in a christian "holy war" or crusade.
Although jihad has been contorted into a word simply meaning "killing christians" to extremist muslims it once actually meant something.
by Pirogoeth August 5, 2003
The act of simulating a jihad. Thus might include an assembly of people pretaining caucasian decent. This crew of people dress up as if they are of indian decent by dressing up, dancing and talking like real jihads.This often involves bed sheets, shantis and the sounds of Bollywood. To really jihad, the assembly of caucasian people must dance around public places, thus entertaining the many curious on-lookers for an extended amount of time.
by greencosmos September 12, 2007
dude 1: "man..i'm sick of all this Twilight crap!"
dude 2: "what are you talking about...vamps are SO jihad right now!"
dude 2: "what are you talking about...vamps are SO jihad right now!"
by jf37 January 27, 2010
This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.
Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.
by jfunnybones January 25, 2008
by TheNameIWantedWasTaken October 24, 2007