A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.
All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????
non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.
Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP
Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.
Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP
Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
by starwarsgeek133 January 20, 2011
A whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel.
Pretentious douche-bag- Damn son! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop!
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)
witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)
witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
by ieat TURTLES March 7, 2011
Quite possibly the worst show on air, The show cronicles the life of vapid air head, douchbags and every flavour of asshole from the scum barrel that is new jersey
by Salamia sam i yam October 20, 2010
by theonewithlogic January 23, 2011
definitely ONLY a term used by bennies... trash leaving, traffic jamming, loud, seaside-tony, not-LONO, bennies.
people who live here dont run around saying "we're going to the shore today." we already live there... so we go the BEACH.
i hate bennies.
people who live here dont run around saying "we're going to the shore today." we already live there... so we go the BEACH.
i hate bennies.
by drdankness December 16, 2006
uncle tony: so lewie did you enjoy the jersey shore this summa
lewie: yeah it was great, the wata grew back the toe u cut off when i didnt pay up and i even gotta beat some pussy new yorka with my louiville slugga
lewie: yeah it was great, the wata grew back the toe u cut off when i didnt pay up and i even gotta beat some pussy new yorka with my louiville slugga
by uncle lenny March 31, 2007
a term that only bennies use to describe the beaches/coastal area of new jersey. no one from the "jersey shore" actually calls it that. instead we say we are 'going to the beach'; not 'down the shore' or 'to the shore'.
Pennsylvanian/New Yorker/Northern New Jerseyan: Man, I love going to the Jersey Shore, but is it me, or is this traffic terrible?
Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny!
Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny!
by seabee April 18, 2006