Jasper

1) Males from Denmark who refuse to drink American beer

1) I ordered a Sam Adams and its expensive so don't be a Jasper

by KB Red May 17, 2008

Jasper

A guy who tends to be gay with blonde hair.

When two males like eachother they are Jasper

by Robert Pluto July 3, 2016

Jasper

Jasper is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Although he does not know how to start a fire, he will always be there for you and make you laugh. He will FaceTime you constantly and encourage you to do your homework. If you ever meet the one and only Jasper F, don't let him go. He is a pretty great guy. He sucks at noredink and you will argue over words being words but with all of that aside, he is great. Don't believe all of the sandwich thieves that you see on here, Jasper is just a cool guy who likes to eat cereal at midnight and mess with his brother. Love you dude, thank you for being amazing and always being there for me. Your eyes are pretty cool too. Merry Christmas, I love you.

I wish Jasper could make fires.

by negative3dollars December 14, 2019

Jasper

A ninja, who, is really an 82-yr-old black woman.

OMG its a jasper.....RUNNNNNNN

by jasper's best friend July 14, 2009

Jasper

A strict disciple of the holy god-like being Harrup. Follows the great Harrup like his shadow in his everday activities, including lifting and posing while flexing for his Snapchat. Will continue to build up his powers over time, despite never passing his overlord. At this point, he is a beta gypsy prince.

Jasper: Am I getting bigger yet?
Berk: Hell naw Jasper! I guess you'll always be a beta compared to Harrup.

by Ty White December 1, 2016

Jasper

Somebody called Jasper is normally dumb and hated by everyone but his deluded mother is the only one who likes him.

Ew look, it's a Jasper. He should stay away from us.

by Joemamanotvrycool February 15, 2020

Jasper

A large and unusually aggressive flying insect, usually a wasp or bee.

Cripes! Look at the size of that Jasper

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 6, 2005