jakey

Pull a jakey means to do something stupid because jake is stupid and retarted

Yo BRO PULL A JAKEY

by Inside slang June 7, 2021

jakey

he's the definition of perfection and he makes parissy smile so much byeee

jakey is perfect tf

by parrrrrrr March 4, 2021

JAKEY

THE BEST <3

ME: GOD I LOVE JAKEY

by HALF EMPTY MAPLE SYRUP August 23, 2022

Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

jakey

a word that describes a unique bond between a friend and a lele; more of a vibe than an actual person

lele: omg that guy is so cool!

lele 2: yea he's a potential jakey for sure

by lele246 May 16, 2021

JAKEY

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!

Teacher: Jake you passed the test

JAKEY: "JAKEY"

by Owner of 'The Cult of JAKEY' January 6, 2019

Jakey

Jakey is the type of person who always makes yourself feel better. Dwane Johnson is almost as cocky as Jakey. Also a huge Star Wars Lego nerd. Don’t let him have your toes.

Jakey: Can I crack your toes?
Toe: breaks in half

by Appaspappa November 25, 2021