JARS

A serious affliction that may initially resemble Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) due to the copious amounts of phlegm, coughing, and unsightly/ungroomed appearance. This condition, which applies to specific individuals (aka "Jacks"), is not known to be airborne-contagious, but there is insufficient evidence to determine if it can be contracted through bodily fluids or prolonged exposure in unventilated areas. There is no known cure.

Person A: "What is wrong with Jack, I hope that isn't SARS?"

Person B: "No, it's not SARS. It is JARS"

Person A: "Oh, that's good."

Person B: "No. Actually, it is terrible."

by Dr. Andrews October 25, 2006

jar

Meaning Laugh or Joke. Any suffix can be added to the end of this word.

"He slipped over- and i was jaring"
(this is a example where it means laughing)
"All that work in 20 minutes? You must be jaring!"

by .The.Evil.Muffin. May 03, 2005

JARS

A group named, "Japanese Animation Research Society" It is full of mostly anime freaks who will cut your head off if you say you hate anime.

<JARS Person> I love anime, man!
<Anime hater> Whatever, it sucks...
<JARS Person> What!? *pounce*

by ladyshera February 20, 2009

Jar Jar Binks

The most powerful sith lord to ever exist

Bro its JAR JAR BINKS FUCKING RUN

by THE PHONE BOIIIII AND THE GANG March 11, 2020

Darth Jar Jar

The true villain of the star wars saga he is they to all of this.

I can't believe Darth Jar Jar was the villain the whole time!

by Masterexolegy November 30, 2018

Jar

An insult used in London during recent years in insultive form. Usually meaning stupid.

To insult someone- You're a jar. Don't be a jar

by smiffypro April 18, 2005

Jarred

Jarred is the guy who love hentai porn, not just any hentai but tenticle porn. He smells like a sour, rotten pussy and is so fucking gullible you could tell him anything and he would believe it to be fact.

Jarred you need to lay off the tentacle porn.

by Clowntitsballsbitch June 13, 2019