Jarvis is a Norman French surname (last name) linked to Saint Gervasius. Its latin meaning is "He who is skilled with a spear." Basically, "Jarvis" means "Bad Ass" or "Not to be Fucked wit."
Never call him Travis or Gervais (from Survivor).
Everybody I know named "Jarvis" is a freakin' bad ass.
Jarvis, means someone, who can sock it to you if you piss them off. Jarvis' are usually very attractive, and know how to please you. Watch out for a Jarvis, because they are total chick magnets.
Also can mean an attractive guy, or one with swagg.
He is a jarvis. He has mad jarvis.
An alternative name for defecation.
Oh man I shouldn't have eaten that Indian food last night, I really need a Jarvis.
Usually a tall black male. Funny, and outgoing. Hard to handle at times. Hides his feelings due to past relationships. When he finds a good girl, he usually mistreats her and is oblivious to her love for him. Can make you smile, but also break you down. His best matches are a girl with an exotic name. For example, Roxanne. He'll fall in love with a girl that most find odd, but he'll think the world of her. He'll mistreat her, but she'll stay. When he loves, he loves whole heartedly. But is afraid to admit so. He has a bad temper, that can only be calmed by the girl he loves. If you have a chance with a Jarvis, hold on to him. Because when you hurt him, he never forgives it.
person 1: He is so tall!
person 2: Must be a Jarvis.
A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.
A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.
civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"
civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."
civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D
are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"
civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"
(can also be spelled Jarvus)
An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?
Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?
You don't want many people to see your jarvis.
Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
A Haircut where the person has a small fringe, and whose hair is long and shaggy over both ears, but not at the back. It is worn by someone with no sense of style
Look at that kid! What a Jarvis he has!