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Jarring basicali means annoyin
omg sara's bare jarring man she dnt hush
by Laydee T December 15, 2004
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That girl you were talking to was jarring fam or it's so jarring how that party last night got locked off
by a non jarring individual January 26, 2017
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"Why were you jarring at my junk last night bro??"
by swagaholic29 November 19, 2011
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Farting in a jar, closing it, and then opening and smelling it two weeks to a month later.
me and my friends all ate cheese and beans so we could go "jarring."
by northendguy November 26, 2011
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JARRING
v.

Jarring means collecting your bodily waste and/or fluids (generally describing urine or feces, but also includes sperm, blood, phlegm, pubic hair, boogers/snot, earwax, puss, those little tails that come from blackheads, fingernails, and nut-butter) in a small jar. Commonly practiced by psychopaths and the extremely lazy. The lazy hide their jarring from others (usually under their bed) and psychopaths jar for many years and display their collection(s) proudly on shelves.
Dude, my girlfriend told me that she has been jarring for the last two weeks! Yea... I broke it off... quickly.
by Cainen April 13, 2006
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