To cum in a persons month while receiving a blow job, while that person in turn spits your own cum back onto your dick and continues to suck you off.
A Cuban walks into a kitchen where he runs into his one night stands nymphomaniac roommate. Before he knows whats happening the nympho starts giving him a blow job. The Cuban was all about the blow job and was wondering if the nympho would spit or swallow. He was not expecting the nympho to spit his own cum back onto his dick and start sucking him off again (Cuban Harpoon).
by Skippy the Pirate or Bubbles September 8, 2009
by asssmann May 30, 2010
When one Laxbrah takes the butt-end of their stick(has to be rubber), stabs their brah in their penny and continuously twists their stick until they can't move and are under your control. While doing the Lax-Harpoon one must yell HARPOON! it is the rule as to allow the person time to de-harpoon you
2 brahs are laxin it up outside o school and one is shagging a ball from the net the other brah turns and Lax-Harpoons him screaming HARPOON!
by jasonium May 27, 2010
Start with a naked man and a naked woman. Stuff the woman in a trash can place a lid on top. Proceed to cut a hole where her cooter would be and then give it a good push down the hill. Quickly take off after buck naked in your roller blades and try to aim your raging boner into the hole that was previously cut. NO HANDS ALLOWED. *success is very difficult and your penis may be severed.
by boobahaha December 9, 2006
She flashed me a harpoon moon
by Badabingbert May 24, 2018
A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass
"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
by killer of lulz October 19, 2008