Gumped

To be under the influence of marijuanna.

I was so gumped last night I ate four hot pockets, a package of bagel bites, and two double cheese burgers.

by Scott D. Smith February 14, 2006

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

by 3mothers February 4, 2010

Gumping

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.

a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative

by bill boob August 12, 2006

Gumping

Feigning retardism with the purpose in mind to seduce a "special girl"

Anyone Fancy a trip to St Johns for a spot of Gumping?

by stringzzz May 16, 2008

gump

Derogatory prison slang for an individual who participates in a homosexual relationship while incarcerated. The "gump" may be on either the giving or receiving end, and the sexual intercourse may be consensual or forced; usually the latter.

"What a lot of dudes didn't know though was that Gaps was an old gump from way back. Dude was a predator..."

CITATION: Seth "Soul Man" Ferranti, PRISON STORIES (Gorilla Convict Publications, 2005), p. 133

by johnnygan December 2, 2008

Gumping

Inserting one's self into footage or frames from a film.

Holding hands with Edward Norton at the end of fight club or gumping yourself to be pulling the blaster on both Greedo AND Han

by office zomboy June 26, 2010

Gumps

1. A typical Alabama football fan. Usually so delusional that they think Bear Bryant is still alive. They also believe that Nick Satan actually likes the toothless fanbase.
2. Stupid person who likes Paul Fineburn slobbing Saban's knob.
3. Racists fanbase who only supports blacks on their own team.

Those Gumps are harder to tolerate when they are winning than when they are losing.

by GILF Hunter October 17, 2009