Gumped

When a coven of scorned bitches team up and some have been dumped and some have been ghosted they become under the social criteria of ‘Gumped’ #girlpower

“Sick of me life Tom Armstrong has went and give me the herpes then dumped me” said Gertrude
“Nightmare I’ve been pure ghosted to fuck by Leonard”
“Oh well, I guess that makes us gumped!!

by Gumped and herped up January 20, 2020

Gumped

To be under the influence of marijuanna.

I was so gumped last night I ate four hot pockets, a package of bagel bites, and two double cheese burgers.

by Scott D. Smith February 14, 2006

Gumped

Being hurt in the behind, normally while running.

"I was paintballing the other day and as I was changing positions I was gumped"

by Anton Biscuit November 14, 2016

Gumped

To be shot in the ass.
Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.
Where Forrest gets shot in the ass.

When we was playing paint ball.
I gumped his ass.

by Spanky Dole July 11, 2008

Gump Gump

Is everything and is everywhere but no one can find out what it is.

Hey man she’s kinda hot, yeah I think I’m gonna take her to the Gump Gump.

Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Gump Gump

You best change that attitude before I send Gump Gump on you!

by Gump Gump September 4, 2019

Gumping It

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

by Totally Not A Furry March 6, 2021

Gumping It

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.

Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.

by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020