golf

A PC way of saying you need to shit at work.

Ahh man i feel sorry for the next fella going to the toilet. I just took a massive golf

by Krispy Kreme :) October 10, 2019

Golf

A sport that should be played on one's own terms or not at all, where the course rules apply to scoring and decorum.

I can play golf because I play according to what's correct scoring.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

Golf it

an online game played on steam you can play this with your friends or by yourself

wanna play golf it friend?

by HyperVortex March 17, 2021

golf

a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!

golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009

Golfed

A word used to decribe a person or team, after they were defeated in competition.

We loss, it was a blowout, our team got golfed.

by Tyrell Smith November 1, 2004

golf

Spelling the word "flog" backwards...

He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him

by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006

golf

A game invented by the Scots a long time ago. A good escape from doing your urban, busy-body, depressing crap. Also a good way to meet cute guys.

Have you ever been to a golf camp? Buah-ha-ha!

by maybealice June 30, 2004