muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024

floaty blower

A device that blows up your sexual and non-sexual floatations

Do you have a floaty blower that we can use for our male figure blow up doll?

Do you have a floaty blower for our woggle?

by Floatyblower June 23, 2022

Floatie

The act of fellatio (oral stimulation of the male sex organ) being performed while on the open water (fresh or salt).

Holy mofo, that chick can really suck the meat! She gives one hell of a “floatie”!!!

by Sik Bastid July 23, 2022

National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

by Ello lauv September 8, 2020

Corn floatie

The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.

I looked back and down and there was a corn floatie in my poop water.

by Babyquigly November 24, 2017