february 14

the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf

person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum

by that gay slice of mouldy bread February 6, 2022

14 February

If your born on this day your so fucking flirty omg. And like stop being such an attention seeker NAMDLYLGL.

I was born on the 14 February✨

by Yournevergoodenoughforme November 14, 2020

February 14

The Valentine Boy aka Jeong Jaehyun of NCT birthday 💚

Friend : today is February 14 and it’s Valentine’s Day , do you have anyone to celebrate with ?

nctzen : why celebrate Valentine’s Day when you can celebrate Jaehyun’s birthday ?

by empathyuno July 31, 2021

February 14

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”

Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14

Women slap
We beat

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14

The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day Forget about Valentine he will be your valentine

:"Hey! Do you wanna be my Valentine?i am lonely you know"
:"In your dreams my Jamal is here for me everytime i need him
:"Wow silly me ofc he is damn i am so stupid He is too hot to resist I think i am gay for him

:"As you should, adios i am going to spend my best February 14 th with Jaehyun

by ShiningCzen February 12, 2022

February 14

National stream Crush Culture day as stated by Conan Gray the legend himself.

"Hey, wanna go on a date?"

"No it's February 14, national stream Crush Culture day i'm busy"

by 0nline July 20, 2020