The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.
Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.
by Spaghetti Dave March 17, 2009
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What Is DF?
Demand Dysfunction (DF) is a bacterium that causes dysfunctions in the membranes of the body. It is tough to treat, as it is most likely to spread, like most ROBLOXian infections -- or -- because it's resistant to some commonly used antibiotics.

The symptoms of DF depend on how long you have traded demand for. DF effects the membranes of the body, like the brain and spinal cord, making it hard to walk, having an obession with demand, and major mood swings.

Even though DF is not that serious and could be cured easily, it could spread if delayed treatement, making symptoms worsen as time goes on. These symptoms could become potentially life-threatening.

What Causes DF?
DF is caused by a bacterium known as demandiliaso, which is a quick spread throughout the body if untreated. Usually, this is caused by constant demand obession, like Void Star or CF, which opens your immune system up to the bacterium.
Benny: WTF
Item: Bro does RD have Demand Dysfunction?
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When a man's soldier won't salute.
Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?
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Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."
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A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.
Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!
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Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.
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