comcastic

fraud frawd noun
1. deceit, trickery, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.

Open Internet Coalition executive director Markham Erickson in a statement. "If Comcast doesn't change its behavior, the word 'Comcastic' is going to become a synonym for fraud."

by redsmokescigs February 20, 2008

Comcasting

When you take your universal Comcast remote to other peoples houses and confuse them by changing the channel, turning the tv off, ect. Usually done through a window, but can be done blind (through walls).

Me and Jake went Comcasting last night. It was crazy, we ordered a ton of movies for my neighbor with on demand.

by Haxed13 November 23, 2009

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.

by dosesandmimosas November 2, 2015

Comcast

Customer service tactic of pretending to assist with the customer's request while dragging out the process in the hopes that they will give up and cancel their request.

I wanted to cancel my Columbia Records subscription but they Comcasted me so hard I finally just hung up with my membership intact.

by TimeWarnerIsTheWorst February 14, 2018

Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.

Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus

by Clutch crayons June 24, 2015

Comcasting

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.

Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(

by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009

Comcasting

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.

Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.

by bradybjr March 23, 2015