This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a

Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009
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"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"
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Oh, that elegant knight of Lord Gywn and the only knight out the four knights that was a woman. She just wants you to give her Artorias’s soul just so she can give him his dearest respects. But wait, it’s confirmed in her last dialogue that she has the feels for the man of steel. Even Gough knows of this and possibly she didn’t get her chance with him. Such a sad moment for the poor woman, but holy hell doesn’t she pack a punch at close range when she is angry at you.
“My.... dear... Artorias....”-Lords Blade Ciaran
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the slaggiest guy you will ever meet. Hes a sleazy twat who enjoys winding people up and being a pirck.
Eurghhhhh have you ever met ciaran day
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Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
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Ciaran is a quite lad until he is faced wiv a few cans and will become one of the most outgoing, loud, happiest person you’ll meet. He has a big heart and fond of a cheeky “x”. He’s the man for a wild sesh and will never fail to prove so.
Danielle: did u ever hear the rumor about tha Ciaran guy?
Tara: yah I heard he’s still goin?
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