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1. It's what you buy if you hate Ford.

2. It's what you don't buy if you like Ford.

3. Like a Ford, it also sucks ass.
Chevy sucks! No, Ford sucks! Bla,bla,bla.....Well, I got sick of both of them and got me a Dodge, so there.
Chevy by AntiGop May 2, 2005
1. a perfectly reliable car, especially the older models
2. of poor business performance
1. Wake up assholes, my Dad has been driving his 64 Chevy his entire life and it has never once failed to get us where we were going, runs great, is great, period.
2. God damn I wish Chevy had gotten the cummins contract so I wouldn't have to jack it from an old Dodge and overhaul my f-ing truck.
Chevy by Lord June 24, 2003
Short form slang for a Short and Heavy girl. Short plus Heavy equals Chevy.
"Check out that Chevy walking this way...quick, hide those chips"
Chevy by mac September 13, 2004
A typically friendly guy with a nice personality, Chevy's typically don't do much physical activity and enjoy relaxing and talking with people, in person they're a little nervous but once they open up they can be quite amusing and entertaining . They also for whatever reason have large dicks.
Guy: So how was he?
Girl: He was a pretty cool guy, I had fun!
Guy: So what's his name?
Girl: Chevy.
Guy: Oh so he's got a big dick too.
Girl: Maybe... Yes.
Chevy by Black boi lyncher June 1, 2018
The best car you can buy, usually owned by real men and women who are smart. The car more Champions depend on.
My Chevy kicks Ford ass!
Chevy by ChevyDude February 21, 2004
The best damn truck/car on the road,

Piss on fords,dodges,and Toyotas.
GO CHEVY!
Jim: Sounds like that fords rustin away over there.

Jay: Yea i kno i herd it last night to.

Jim: Damn i shouldv got that chevy.
chevy by mph/blm/sba March 27, 2010