A kid that fingers his cat then licks the remains
wow this kid smells like donkey balls

oh that’s just carson
by Literally everyone January 29, 2019
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Carson is an A league player BTW CoOl sWaG RaDiCoOl KID
I TOTTALY WANT TO BE JUST LIKE CARSON WHEN IM OLDER
by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! September 3, 2019
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An extremely sexy white boy with a horse cock. Tends to make panties wet every time he's in the same room with females.
Bro, bubba dropped the soap and got split in half by Carson.
by revcwr November 5, 2015
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Carson, California

A city with no pity ;
- MAIN POPULATION; Filipinos, any other typpa Asian, Samoans, Mexicans, Niggahs.
- Overlooked because; it's right next to Los Angeles, Long Beach, Torrance, and other high-end places .
- YOU KNOW YOU'RE THERE; when you see Filipinos walking the streets with their saggy ass pants and hypebeasty clothes. When most of the people are under 5' feet. When you see guys wearing lanyards with a shit load of keys and think, where the hell do those lead to?
- YOU KNOW YOU LIVE THERE; if you went to Carson St. Elementary, Catskill, Stephen White, Caroldale, CHS, Van Deene, Meyler, Carnegie. if you wear clothes from LODED. if you're simply a chill ass niggah enjoying life. if you have a tumblr/myspace/twitter that reps. If Del Amo is the G-Spot of your weekends. If Urban Outfitters / Forever 21 / H&M are practically where you live. If you listen to AJ Rafael, Andrew Garcia, Cathy Nguyen, Traphik. If you love Nike SB's or Nikes in general. If you chill at Calas, Veterans, Carson Park, or Dolphin. If you've ever swam at Scott / Carson / Dominguez pool. If you've walked to Jollibo and Seafood city after school. If you've ever been to Filipino Independence day. If you know where to get some good ass weed. If the parties are fkcn hyphy.
This city is ignored, but it's the fucking shit.
People from ghetto- ass neighborhoods think we rake it in, but we're just sicker than your average.
Person 1: Ayeee, where's yo crib posted, hawmie?
Person 2: Compton. You?
Person 1: Carson, dawg.
Person 2: Maan, people there are loaded.

Person 1: Suup dog.

Person 2: Man, I live in Torrance. Carson is the fkcn ghetto.
by CRSNTOO$TRONG April 24, 2010
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Thuroughly kick ass name for a girl. These girls are beautiful, smart, generally wonderful people who have GLORIOUS names. These girls do NOT fail at vidoegames and/or life (and are actually quite beastly at both). They do NOT jack off sitting indian style, or hold people's balls by their foreheads.
Random guy: Wow, Carson, you're PERFECT!
Carson: I know.
by Come on. What do you think? December 30, 2009
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thinks all of these definitions are lame.


often called "car-sin" but doesn't care/notice anyways
My friends and I were urbandictionary'ing our names and having fun, until we typed in carson :(
by carson12345 October 15, 2008
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Carson: my parents lied
Crackhead: inaudible crackhead noises
Carson: damn never thought a car shoved a dick in my jeep
by Zyccoinc November 5, 2019
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