Banana split

when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.

"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."

by Havanabanana June 1, 2017

Banana split

Quite simply, having sex with another man's balls; similar to tit-fucking, a banana split is achieved when a man wraps another man's testicles around the shaft of his penis.

I couldn't fuck my best friend's father: he only had one testicle, and I just love to Banana split.

by Robin Pisshole August 20, 2006

banana split

To spread a womans legs and lick the whip cream out of her entire crack up to her cunt

I gave that hottie the banana split.

by muddog316 November 19, 2006

banana split

(n.) Crapping into one's own mouth. Usually a fetish common in middle-aged fat men who live in their grandmothers' basements.

I ate the most delicious banana split last night. Mmm... peanuts and corn!

by Brad Langford May 12, 2005

banana split

When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.

It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.

by Jimbostank April 25, 2006

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 6, 2014

Rudy Bananas Splits

The headline in all of the major newspapers when Rudy Giuliani defects to Moscow to live next door to Edward Snowden.

I thought I was dreaming when I woke up and read the shocking headline, “Rudy Bananas Splits.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019