by A3times December 5, 2018
a loyal friend, who turns into a monkey as soon as he see bananas,
he is funny and you can fuck around with him, one of his favourite phrases is, "you bitch", with I think is beautiful, he get all the bitches with his cute UwU tricycle, he is unfortunately poor, because he has to pay all his salarys for MONKEY and DONKEY stuff, so you can find him at any Trainstation, ready to get fucked in the Trainstation Toilet for 50ct a minute, overal a good friend , just keeping in mind to not feed him to much bananas , he will become MONKEY!!!
he is funny and you can fuck around with him, one of his favourite phrases is, "you bitch", with I think is beautiful, he get all the bitches with his cute UwU tricycle, he is unfortunately poor, because he has to pay all his salarys for MONKEY and DONKEY stuff, so you can find him at any Trainstation, ready to get fucked in the Trainstation Toilet for 50ct a minute, overal a good friend , just keeping in mind to not feed him to much bananas , he will become MONKEY!!!
Person 1: Oh aunty wick is so cool
Niklas: GO BACK I WANT TO BECOME MONKEYY!!!
Person 2: Wicky is so hitty with his small titi and big niggedy shuuuu shuuuu
Niklas: GO BACK I WANT TO BECOME MONKEYY!!!
Person 2: Wicky is so hitty with his small titi and big niggedy shuuuu shuuuu
by Thailoaf December 20, 2021
A Deadly Auntie is commonly known as an older woman who has hickies most of the time from her snags.
A Deadly Aunties favourite place to reside is her snag's vehicle. A Deadly Aunties favourite way to mark their territory is hickies. She is good at dancing too, she’ll snag your man. Bannock bum is a common feature you should look for in a deadly auntie. Furthermore stay away from the deadliness, it will be hard but with deadliness comes craziness too.
A Deadly Aunties favourite place to reside is her snag's vehicle. A Deadly Aunties favourite way to mark their territory is hickies. She is good at dancing too, she’ll snag your man. Bannock bum is a common feature you should look for in a deadly auntie. Furthermore stay away from the deadliness, it will be hard but with deadliness comes craziness too.
(someone uncle) whos that over der lookin deadly?
(cousin) ay, dats my auntie ur talkin about
(someone's uncle) but she's just so deadly, now that I know she's ur auntie I can call her my deadly auntie
(other female cousin #1) ay, I heard that she was trynna snag Samantha's man
(other female cousin #2) pff, she thinks she's so deadly but she's not
(other female cousin #3) yah she even has bannock bum but the men like it
(female cousins #1-3) eeeeeeeeeeee hahaha
(the one and only Deadly Auntie coming in the room) ay, what's all this talk about me not being a deadly auntie cause I'm so deadly I could snag all of ur mans
(female cousins #1-2) oh yah, go hed then
(female cousins #3) yah go hed take their mans (*whispers* but not mine)
(cousin) ay, dats my auntie ur talkin about
(someone's uncle) but she's just so deadly, now that I know she's ur auntie I can call her my deadly auntie
(other female cousin #1) ay, I heard that she was trynna snag Samantha's man
(other female cousin #2) pff, she thinks she's so deadly but she's not
(other female cousin #3) yah she even has bannock bum but the men like it
(female cousins #1-3) eeeeeeeeeeee hahaha
(the one and only Deadly Auntie coming in the room) ay, what's all this talk about me not being a deadly auntie cause I'm so deadly I could snag all of ur mans
(female cousins #1-2) oh yah, go hed then
(female cousins #3) yah go hed take their mans (*whispers* but not mine)
by Doctor __Wordsmith March 15, 2022
My mom's crazy sister is coming - she doesn't 'believe in' the pandemic. She's a total Auntie-Vaxer.
by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021
A woman who gives money and gifts to a sugar baby like a sugar daddy but instead does not require any sexual favors, and instead behaves like your rich aunt who bakes cookies and pinches your cheek.
by HellsLostProphet December 14, 2017
An older lady filled with sassistude and with as much bite as two cats fighting over a leg of ham , feared but adored, witty but wise, feminine but with bigger balls than your average horse. A woman who is so bitchin' and intelligent that most men fear opening their traps in her presence. Says things like "Some people need to use glue instead of lipstick" and "Behind every successful woman is herself". A role model to the young Ladies for sure...
by AuntyAcid June 19, 2013