A Deadly Auntie is commonly known as an older woman who has hickies most of the time from her snags.

A Deadly Aunties favourite place to reside is her snag's vehicle. A Deadly Aunties favourite way to mark their territory is hickies. She is good at dancing too, she’ll snag your man. Bannock bum is a common feature you should look for in a deadly auntie. Furthermore stay away from the deadliness, it will be hard but with deadliness comes craziness too.
(someone uncle) whos that over der lookin deadly?

(cousin) ay, dats my auntie ur talkin about

(someone's uncle) but she's just so deadly, now that I know she's ur auntie I can call her my deadly auntie

(other female cousin #1) ay, I heard that she was trynna snag Samantha's man
(other female cousin #2) pff, she thinks she's so deadly but she's not
(other female cousin #3) yah she even has bannock bum but the men like it

(female cousins #1-3) eeeeeeeeeeee hahaha

(the one and only Deadly Auntie coming in the room) ay, what's all this talk about me not being a deadly auntie cause I'm so deadly I could snag all of ur mans

(female cousins #1-2) oh yah, go hed then

(female cousins #3) yah go hed take their mans (*whispers* but not mine)
by Doctor __Wordsmith March 15, 2022
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