by Amber the Great December 24, 2010
An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time
by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016
When a gay friend either male or female uses the protection of a group of all males or all females in order not to get jumped.
by simpson_krissie July 17, 2008
an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.
by stache-along fan April 3, 2012
to be in a happy and carefree state, particularly regarding contentedness relating to sexual prospects, satisfaction etc
by jonesbot June 25, 2004
some guy who just tags along or goes with what ever you say just to get in your pants. He is dependent on you, but once it gets boring he'll hop over to someone else's bed or pants (whatever you prefer). A dick-along is also what an envious boy or girl says when they are jealous of somebody's so called loyal boyfriend.
Max: Wow John is whipped.
Fred: Nah, he's just Amy's dick-along.
Ally: Did you ever meet Jessie's new boyfriend?
Jane: Oh' you mean Kevin?
Ally: Yea isn't he sweet?
Jane: *scoffs* no he's just a dick-along (she's thinking he really belongs with her).
Fred: Nah, he's just Amy's dick-along.
Ally: Did you ever meet Jessie's new boyfriend?
Jane: Oh' you mean Kevin?
Ally: Yea isn't he sweet?
Jane: *scoffs* no he's just a dick-along (she's thinking he really belongs with her).
by ccP@iG3xox ya know October 3, 2008
the act of one or both partners cumming on an index card, using said card to give each other papercuts on the genitalia, and then sending the blood/jizz covered card to a parent of one of the partners.
by Cocklips February 6, 2009