A mix between the current outbreaks of Bird (Avian) Flu and Swine Flu, if you are unlucky enough to catch both, it is known (conveniently) as Armageddon Flu, because if you catch it (scientifically proven you CAN catch both at once) you will die. No chance about it. Death is guaranteed.
Catch Armageddon flu and find out.
Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.
Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.
by Doctor Know-It-All May 13, 2009
An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series
by Seagulls Of Satan August 4, 2008
When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.
Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon
by the slut formerly known as your mother October 5, 2004
On June 12 - 14, 2023, thousands of Reddit communities will go on strike by becoming private due to the increasing price of the Reddit API (now $12,000/50M requests), driving third-party Reddit clients like Apollo out of business. Apollo estimates that they will have to pay $20 million annually to afford their user base of 680,000 people, which made Apollo developer Christian Selig shut the app down on June 30, 2023. Reddit Is Fun, ReddPlanet, and Sync will also shut down on June 30th. Some subreddits have also decided to not reopen on June 14, and instead close indefinitely until Reddit Inc. reverses the decision.
Will Reddit recover financially from The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023? We will never know, because Reddit is a private company, therefore they do not have tradable stock or a stock price. But I highly doubt it.
by 2Fax4U June 11, 2023
When four people live, eat sleep and shit in the comfort of 16-seat minibus in excess of two nights accompanied by our good friend MICKEY FINN!
"Man...its a slum-armageddon in here
"
"MICKEY FINN"
"Come on, lets just slum it for one more night"
"
"MICKEY FINN"
"Come on, lets just slum it for one more night"
by Mickey Finn Nigger July 11, 2008
1) Someone who thinks they have nothing to lose, so they decide to ruin everything for everyone else
2) Someone who will sink the ship to kill the captian.
2) Someone who will sink the ship to kill the captian.
Dude 1: Hey man, what've you been up to?
Dude 2: Not much, just buying all of the Gamestop stock I can in order to financially ruin the billionaires who left me poor and destitute, and crash the stock market as an added bonus.
Dude 1: Wow, sounds like you've got one hell of an Armageddon Complex.
Dude 2: Not much, just buying all of the Gamestop stock I can in order to financially ruin the billionaires who left me poor and destitute, and crash the stock market as an added bonus.
Dude 1: Wow, sounds like you've got one hell of an Armageddon Complex.
by AFknDegenerate January 30, 2021