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I can't live without Reddit because I am a stereotypical millennial girl who is glued to her phone, I am going to die of boredom on June 12, 2023!!
by 2Fax4U June 11, 2023
Get the June 12, 2023mug. On June 12 - 14, 2023, thousands of Reddit communities will go on strike by becoming private due to the increasing price of the Reddit API (now $12,000/50M requests), driving third-party Reddit clients like Apollo out of business. Apollo estimates that they will have to pay $20 million annually to afford their user base of 680,000 people, which made Apollo developer Christian Selig shut the app down on June 30, 2023. Reddit Is Fun, ReddPlanet, and Sync will also shut down on June 30th. Some subreddits have also decided to not reopen on June 14, and instead close indefinitely until Reddit Inc. reverses the decision.
Will Reddit recover financially from The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023? We will never know, because Reddit is a private company, therefore they do not have tradable stock or a stock price. But I highly doubt it.
by 2Fax4U June 11, 2023
Get the The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023mug. The currently-only-son of Felix (PewDiePie) and Marzia (CutiePie) Kjeliberg, born in Tokyo, Japan on July 11, 2023. Named after the Swedish word for bear, he will most likely be one of the only late Gen Alphas to have a childhood without CocoMelon or T-Series involved in it.
Björn Kjeliberg is probably going to be a role model for most kids born in the 1st half of the 2020s, and will most likely continue Felix's legacy when Felix is gone.
by 2Fax4U December 2, 2023
Get the Björn Kjelibergmug. A generation of people born between 2013 and 2028, predating Gen Beta (2029 - 2044) and succeeding Gen Z (1997-2012). Most Gen Alphas will be born to Millennials and Gen Zers. Since most members of Gen Alpha are under 10 years old and are still unaware of Twitter, it is unpredictable to see how they will act on the Internet after being exposed to CocoMelon, Baby Shark, their potentially toxic parents and other outside factors. Gen Alphas are similar to Gen Z in that they have also grown up with smartphones, tablets, and the Internet, but different in that they watch stuff (CocoMelon and Baby Shark) that PewDiePie's 9-year-old army (consisting entirely of Gen Zers) strongly despise.
* September 4, 2067, in a YouTube comment section *
Michael (Gen Z, born November 18, 1998, age 68): Wow, PewDiePie's already dead? After 77 years? Back in my day I used to watch him get destroyed by CocoMelon, despite the 100 million+ count of 9-year-olds subscribed to him!
Jason (Gen Alpha, born June 9, 2023, age 44): I loved CocoMelon ever since I were 2 years old, so you will have to show me some 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁.
Michael: CocoMelon is destroying little kid's minds with the overabundance of color and saturation in their videos and thumbnails. And don't even get me started on how much one of the 45-minute CocoMelon compilations would be mentally damaging!
Jason: I'm still alive after 44 years, and so is the rest of the 2-year-old army! Thank you, Susan Wojcicki IV for giving everyone the right to instantly ban each other's accounts and punch them out dead through their brand-new iPhone 57 Pro Max Plus Ultra++++!
* hits the huge "Instant ban and kill button", which isn't illegal thanks to mentally retarded Donald Trump VI (born February 18, 2057, age 15) which also made the age of consent 8 and allowed anyone to become president, sending the country into near-anarchy*
Jason: Rest in thousands of pieces Michael LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Michael (Gen Z, born November 18, 1998, age 68): Wow, PewDiePie's already dead? After 77 years? Back in my day I used to watch him get destroyed by CocoMelon, despite the 100 million+ count of 9-year-olds subscribed to him!
Jason (Gen Alpha, born June 9, 2023, age 44): I loved CocoMelon ever since I were 2 years old, so you will have to show me some 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁.
Michael: CocoMelon is destroying little kid's minds with the overabundance of color and saturation in their videos and thumbnails. And don't even get me started on how much one of the 45-minute CocoMelon compilations would be mentally damaging!
Jason: I'm still alive after 44 years, and so is the rest of the 2-year-old army! Thank you, Susan Wojcicki IV for giving everyone the right to instantly ban each other's accounts and punch them out dead through their brand-new iPhone 57 Pro Max Plus Ultra++++!
* hits the huge "Instant ban and kill button", which isn't illegal thanks to mentally retarded Donald Trump VI (born February 18, 2057, age 15) which also made the age of consent 8 and allowed anyone to become president, sending the country into near-anarchy*
Jason: Rest in thousands of pieces Michael LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by 2Fax4U December 31, 2022
Get the Gen Alphamug. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference to run away and think of a plan. Personal Storytime: I got grounded for 1 week for saying that.
Me: Nigerundayo
Non-JoJo fan 1: Ooh, he said the N word!!!
Non-JoJo fan 2: Hard R!!
History teacher: GET OUT. NOW.
Non-JoJo fan 1: Ooh, he said the N word!!!
Non-JoJo fan 2: Hard R!!
History teacher: GET OUT. NOW.
by 2Fax4U September 23, 2022
Get the Nigerundayomug. I heard that Samantha just got doxxxed yesterday on Twitter! Damn, after seing those nipples I need to titfuck her
by 2Fax4U November 5, 2022
Get the Doxxxmug. Feature on all modern iPhones and Android devices that allows your phone to use 4G LTE or 5G and transmit a WiFi signal that 5 - 20 devices can connect to. Usually has a limit of 5 - 50 GB per month depending on carrier and data plan.
I'm setting up the Mobile Hotspot so we can use the WiFi without the router because we are moving and the WiFi router is at the other house.
by 2Fax4U November 30, 2022
Get the Mobile Hotspotmug.