Comfort Words

Generic “comforting” phrases that come off the top of your subconscious nearly immediately.

Person 1: My Condolences.

Person 2: Seriously? Comfort Words is all you could think of?

by Rocket League Player on UrbDic September 22, 2021

urban dictionary deny my word

When you type a word that you think is creative, but 3 months later, you get a response saying "no".

Bro, this was an amazing word, why did urban dictionary deny my word? They could've at least not make me wait 3 months for a response.

by Indianboy1278372345566778 September 23, 2020

words of whizdom

Enlightened remarks and advice regarding the subject of urination.

I occasionally have difficult/embarrassing issues when I need to pee really bad, and so I always appreciate it when fellow cool dudes give me their words of whizdom (for example, to carry a blue shop-towel in my pocket instead of a regular white paper towel, since these more-robust-fiber towels doesn't rapidly disintegrate if they get wet, and so said sturdy material can more-reliably "see me through" if I hafta wipe myself when I'm not near a restroom) that can sometimes make said "calls on Line One" less traumatic or humiliating.

by QuacksO November 8, 2019

Longest word

The longest English word is: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Person: hey do you know what the longest word is.
Me: I know the English one.
Person: ok what?
Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Person: …

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 9, 2021